I decided to start watching my Carmen Electra Aerobic Striptease DVDs last night. I grabbed a soft drink and my trusty bag of roasted chicken flavoured potato chips, and had a great time sitting there... sweating in the humidity. It occured to me that I need to find the motivation to get up and move, and by watching a video of skinny people selling themselves like whores, I have finally found my power: tomorrow, I'm going to walk during my lunch hour. See? I spend $50 on a DVD set only to be motivated to walk outside for free. Who knew?
On a different note, I tested a theory tonight to prove that my body can fit through a very small opening. In an effort to avoid waiting for daddy to finish building his "scaffolding of power", I scooted up into my nasty attic so that I could put some brown stain around the new dormer window. From the ground, it didn't seem like it would be that difficult to fit through it. In fact, it was a lot easier getting out than it was getting back in. I came to the conclusion that, should I have gotten stuck, I would never hear the end of it from my neighbours AND I would probably have a picture or 12 circulating through the internet in a matter of moments (all with my consent, of course). With a lot of sweating and grunting, I did manage to ooze back in through the window, nearly losing a breast in the process. At least, I believe it was my breast...
So that's my blip for this evening. It's by no means intelliigent, but I hope you can at least find some humour in it. Enjoy.
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I had no idea you left myspace... I was wondering why you havent been bloggin. Turns out you moved
ReplyDeleteNick
I like to watch those exercise dvds while munching on junk food also. I like to think that while I'm moving my hand to my mouth, it's exerting some energy :)
ReplyDelete-Sheryl
I still want to borrow those DVDs!
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear about the birds in your attic btw...
Nick: As if I have to tell you the Facebook is the new MySpace! Not to worry though; you haven't missed much in the meantime...
ReplyDeleteSheryl: it was a heavy bag of chips, too, so whilst I was exercising my eating hand, I was also exercising the holding hand. *giggle*
POU: if I get the chance, I'll see if my dad can burn...er, "lend" you a copy so that we can practice independently. Then, when we're all buff and shizzle, we'll eat bon-bons in celebration and start all over again!